Planet Earth is reeling after a petulant PresAiredent Arthur The Bad Airedale cut off its BACON supply.
Arthur, propped up by his confidence after winning the United States AireElection with his 12 votes in the Popular Election (*note: a Shih Tzu in New Jersey voted twice), feels that he can do whatever he wants by virtue of his HUGE victory.
And he is taking out his fury on the world.
A recent photo shoot went horribly wrong when his Boy playfully shoved Easter Bunny ears onto his head despite Arthur’s protests and growls. 2Legs started laughing at him despite his continued growls. “Stop laughing! STOP LAUGHING!”
Matters got worse when friend and adviser Calvin T Airedale of BreitBark kept saying, “They’re all going to laugh at you! THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!” That enraged the PresAiredent even further.
“I’m really angry! That’s it! Everyone’s BACON supply is cut off!”
It did not help matters that PresAiredent Arthur was already in a bad mood: his First Lady Sage was recently found to be pregnant by a handsome movie star named Bryce Coffey.
While BACON fanatics swoon everywhere, advisors are trying to calm the PresAiredent down with squeaky toys and liver chunks.
